Small Gods
Small Gods
Small Gods

Small Gods

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Friendships are tested, secrets revealed, and darkness exposed when the perfect island getaway becomes a fight for survival.

In this heart-pounding thriller, the allure of a private island turns into a nightmare of survival for five best friends.

The GGs, inseparable since their university days, have been looking forward to celebrating their 40th birthdays on a luxurious private island, far removed from their daily responsibilities. In an architectural marvel overlooking the Salish Sea, with every need taken care of, it seems like paradise on Earth – a dreamy escape from their busy lives.

But the island's isolated beauty is not the peaceful haven they believe it to be. A group of radicals are intent on using the GG’s celebration for their own agenda. This dark team is driven by misplaced rage, bitterness, and a twisted ideology fueled by their hatred against women. They are proud members of the manosphere.

As night falls, the island transforms into their sinister playground, and the friends find themselves caught in a deadly game. Cut off from the mainland, they must rely on their wits, resilience, and the strength of their bond to survive the harrowing onslaught that follows.

Escaping their relentless pursuers is just the beginning. To thwart the monsters, they must unearth hidden truths, confront their deepest fears, and work together to outsmart their adversaries.

Small Gods is a gripping tale of loyalty and courage, where friendships are tested, and the battle for survival takes on an entirely new meaning. Prepare to be seized by this heart-stopping page-turner that delves into the minds of those who sow hatred and the indomitable strength of friendship that dares to defy the shadows.


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Chapter One

GG Group Text


Stacy: The first person accused of ‘speeding’ was going – wait for it – 8 miles per hour. Obviously, it wasn’t NASCAR Courtney.

Courtney: I haven’t had a ticket in years.

Kylie: Cuz you’re the mayor?

Lisa: Getting caught and doing the crime are two different things.

Stacy: For the record, that was four times the legal speed limit.

Kylie: Bella Hadid just walked past me! Speaking of supermodels, I’m close to getting access to the collection of one of the greatest “It” girls of the sixties and seventies! Lisa, she’s got art you’d kill for!

Courtney: You know all sorts of interesting things about politicians, celebrities, the business world, and governments – and yet you decide to share an esoteric fact about speed limits. Tell us, Wiki, was the guy driving a horse and buggy?

Stacy: If the horse trots, a horse & buggy can easily reach speeds of 8-10 mph.

Lisa: Who is it, Ky? Anyone we’d know?

Stacy: Everyone text arrival times for Thursday so I can organize fetching you.

Marko: You sure you don’t want me to send private planes –

Stacy: Nooooo, Marko. We can travel like regular everyday people.

Ky: Who you calling regular?

Lisa: Marko, maybe you should take public transportation! See what it’s like being a normal person.

Ky: Marko doesn’t know what that is.

Courtney: I’m so sorry I’m going to

Stacy: You better not be freaking canceling!

Lisa: You are NOT canceling, Court!

Kylie: NOOOOO

Marko: You can’t cancel. You’re in charge of entertainment!

Courtney: Donkey balls, gang, I was just going to say I’m sorry I’m going to get in so late!

Kylie: Oh.

Courtney: You’d think I cancel plans all the time!

Stacy: Austin.

Lisa: Boston.

Kylie: Savannah.

Marko: Hawaii.

Courtney: I’m sorry! This job is just –

Kylie: We know, Madam Mayor. You’re important. We’ve known for twenty years!

Stacy: The way you used to terrorize the poor freshman in the dorms…

Lisa: And organize the best parties…

Courtney: Okay, okay, stop with the sunshine, my skirt is up around my ears. I’ll be there and I can’t wait. I think my flight gets in just before midnight. I’ll confirm with my assistant and text the details.

Lisa: No offense, Marko, but I wish we weren’t going to an island. Too late to change locations?

Marko: Aw, Lis, you’re gonna love it! Promise. Can’t wait for you to see everything. No one else has been there, except staff. We’re popping the island’s cherry!

Lisa: Ew, Marko.

Kylie: It’ll be a blast! How many people can say they’ve been to the private island of one of the biggest tech giants in the world?

Courtney: I can say I’ve seen him with his head in a toilet. Isn’t that the same?

Marko: You know I’m still here, right?

Lisa: I’m sure it’s a lovely island. The problem is, it’s *an island.* All that ocean everywhere.

Stacy: Says the woman who lives on the beach.

Lisa: Exactly. On. The. Beach. I never go into the water.

Courtney: We’re going to have a fantastic time. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our 40th birthdays. Have to run. I’ll text my arrival details in a bit. Love you!

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